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Welcome...Welcome...
Be...our.....guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test!
Make a silly pointless post round this forum, cherie!!
And we'll provide you the rest
General Discussion
Roleplay Section
Why, we only live to serve
Try the app stuff
It never gets old
Don't believe me? Ask the troll.
They can jeer, they can stay
After all nub, this is roleplay
And a play here is never second best!!
Go on, take a look at our menu
Take a glance and you'll
Be our guest
Yes, our guest
Be our guest
We'll prepare and play with dare
A roleplay post!
Your alone
Your scared
But the forum's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the trolls are entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow lovely dicks
And it's all perfect play
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest
If your stressed
It's fine roleplay we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your character
We've a spot; may we suggest:
Try the CP! Try the Rebels!
When the roleplay's loop de loop
It's a treat for any roleplay
Don't believe me? Ask the admins
Singing vort! Dancing Combine!
What an entertaining divine!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Forums been made and thank the Admins
I've had the topics freshly pressed
With roleplay, you'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the trolls do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!
Your our guest!
Your our guest!
Your our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been trolling
Needing so much more than lol'ing
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the forum
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your roleplay, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Event by event, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you finish
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's start playin'
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
Ok..that somewhat sucked..but meh
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